and even if the sky comes falling…
swamplife
one bottle for you, one bottle for me…
Today I don’t feel like doin anyythigggg….I just wanna lay in my bed.
That moment when you HAVE TO wake up from a wonderful sleep and you’re cranky as hell.

When someone tries to talk to you:

When someone bumps into you:

When someone asks you to do something:

When you drop something:

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I used to tell myself I wouldn’t do this to myself…
like an animal.
Now when I get paid, my checks be lookin like phone numbers.